Don’t do it girl!
I sit near a TV at work (blessedly on mute) generally set to business news, but you still get commercials as well. This one keeps catching my eye.
Note I only heard the dialogue for the first time writing this post, so watch in mute with me 🙂
And I can’t help but think each time – girl, she kept the oatmeal and gave you the mcmuffin! Keep eating those and you’ll get your own mcmuffin top! Might be similar calories – but that sandwich looks less filling, so you’ll be snacking, and it has way more cholesterol.
And it’s a gateway mcmuffin to the worse – the sausage and egg mcmuffin (450 cal)! Or even worse – the sausage and egg mcgriddle (560 cal)! And you’ll be popping hash browns (150 cal ea) to smooth it out! Don’t do it! You won’t be skinny for loonnnnng!
As a person who has had people work for me, I’m also disappointed in the boss – I’ve never sent someone out to get me food (unless it was a specific run for something and it was a group thing). I’ve seen people do it and it’s looks tacky to me. Also, I’m afraid I’d wind up with exactly what happens here – due to lack of clear instructions the boss is sitting on not 1 breakfast, but 4 (one given away). Betcha she eats the other 2 as well for 900 total calories.
(Also – I didn’t see her give you any money – I hope she payed you back cause you’re probably not making enough to treat the boss to 4 breakfasts every day!)